Sheep are just adorable to look at and cuddle and talk baby-talk to but, to anyone who has spent more than five minutes at a petting zoo, sheep have shown themselves to be seriously dumber than dirt. We, as a people, as a nation, are not far behind in the DTD department and it ain't just evolution either. We lay claim to life, liberty, and property, (the property part was in the original language) but in reality I believe that corporations actually own everything from our houses, to all media outlets, to our means of transportation, to (and especially to), our politicians.
We live our lives as champions of freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures, yet our computers and even those Kindle-type reading devices contain chips that record our every move and employ various media bidets to pump their messages up our unsuspecting, and ever widening and protracted recta. And we can’t seem to figure out how the ubiquitous they knew just what we wanted!
You have to laugh at the incoming House O Rep’s plan to read the entire U.S. Constitution aloud...once...on the floor of their, (not our) sanctified chamber. Morons like Michelle Bachman are organizing actual classes in the Constitution, and Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has even offered to teach some of the more remedial in the Tea/GOP, his own brand of what is known as a strict constructionist approach to interpreting the Constitution. The first question you should all be asking is, how did these gerbils get elected to one of the highest offices in the land, without knowing the contents of our Constitution and its historical significance?
How? Because either we voted for them, or took no serious steps to actually support somebody else with a brain, that's how. In the last mid-term election (I can already hear a moan coming from those poor folks who had to endure all of those awful commercials that interrupted Dancing With The Stars, or Monday Night Football, or Buffy reruns, or whatever) and thanks to the strict constructionists like Justice Scalia, a corporation is now considered to be a person, just like you and me, so BofA, and Black Water, Fox News Corp can now exercise their personal freedom of speech by funneling billions in attack adds into any state of the union. And they and other persons did and on both sides. Billions. Billions.
And you Tea Party folks? You had nice ideas. Don't Tread On Me. Lower taxes. Less gummint spending on pork. Less intrusion into our private lives. I got that. I agree. Any sane person would. The problem is that the charlatans that you got elected don't give a spit about you or your ideas. The Tea Party wing in congress is solely beholden to one of those I-am-a-person-now groups called Americans for Prosperity, a wholly-owned subsidiary of a couple of billionaire brothers named Koch. The Koch Bros. want less gummint too. They want to ship more jobs overseas, continue to pay NOTHING in taxes, shelter their enormous wealth in the
But it’s so hard for we bleaters to pay attention because we allow ourselves to be so easily sidetracked by non-issues like gays in the military, (like there aren't any now?) prayer in schools, (nobody can stop you, as long as you don't force others to do it too) abortion, (if you don't want one, don't have one) guns, (Canada has four times as many guns per capita. They just don't use them to increase the size of their genitalia) Muslims (seriously, Muslims?) illegal immigrants (if they were white, you wouldn't give a shite, and you know it. Did you know it now takes an average of 17 years to legally become a citizen?). And the list of distractions goes on and on and we spend what little amount of time we have left from working two jobs (just to pay the bills and shovel in all the crap that we are convinced we are inadequate, if we don't have) fretting about those Godless, (or the wrong God) colored, illegal, fairies, who aim to take our AK47s, then rip the children out of our wombs, placenta and all.
There was once a downside for the corps, in their plan to sheepify
So the question for the day is: are you going to start the New Year as a sheep, or another animal who actually has the brains to get off of the tracks?
Sincerely,
J. Brandeis Sperandeo
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